She Hadn’t a Clue

Somehow Edith’s title as Miss Scrabble of 1924 cut no ice with the college boys.

“You’ll never get a man of your own,” declared Miss Monopoly, Racine’s other tournament winner. “Not like Miss Clue (of Green Bay). She had to dance in her shimmy on a table and drink hootch from a flask before she could even get a second glance from a fella.

“And, honey, she’s Miss Clue!”